1. mrozna:

    milkscab:

    haus-of-ill-repute:

    Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

    Life goals

    (via evanpeterstoothbrush)

     
  2. singithigh:

    "To all the women who silently made history"

    (via slightlytarnishedhalo)

     

  3. mugglebornheadcanon:

    826. A teacher says “Let’s get down to business”, and a muggleborn in the back yells “to defeat the Huns”. All the muggleborns join in: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS”. The purebloods are staring at them like they’re some sort of sacrificial cult.

    (Source: neaborealis, via slightlytarnishedhalo)

     
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  5. deodrant:

    you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

    (via slightlytarnishedhalo)

     

  6. k1mkardashian:

    ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

    (via slightlytarnishedhalo)

     

  7. evanpeterstoothbrush:

    I may not be able to do the splits, write a novel, or rule as supreme dictator over the world and make people cower in fear over my awesome powers, but I can do one thing.
    pick up a pencil with my toes.

     

  8. i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

     

  9. guy:

    one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

    (Source: guy, via spencer-winchester)

     

  10. nebroska:

    nebroska:

    does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

    image

    I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

    (via spencer-winchester)