1. dildoreo:

    dildoreo:

    one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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  2. jaegermighty:

    what if the avengers spend the entire movie fighting ultron and they never get the upper hand and things are lookin’ pretty dire for them and then at the very last second pepper potts shows up and blows him up and then turns around and goes “that was okay, right? that was the bad robot? okay just checking”

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  4. notcrazyiswear:

    danglingthpider:

    notcrazyiswear:

    I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

    Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

    I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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  5. alwaysri8:

    gaybrielandasstiel:

    thespooklock:

    thespooklock:

    so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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    i bet

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    you guys

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    thought

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    i was joking

    oh dear god

    HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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  6. monochromatose:

    babyminaj:

    too good

    nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

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  7. nepetalast:

    sheyna-sterling:

    pissy-little-aquarius:

    why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

    but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

    what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

    is this a new thing to you

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  8. I love my skin!

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  10. uglyfun:

    eggpunk:

    my friend in japan found a really cool book

    japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected

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