1. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via snorelaxative)

     
  2. vinegod:

    When the price is too high by The Gabbie Show

     
     
  3. kaonashizen:

    bleu:

    look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

    Im in love with Chris Pratt

    (Source: bleu, via d0nn0)

     
     
  4. royswordsman:

    orangeduvet:

    royswordsman:

    omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

    NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

    WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

    Strawberries and FREEDOM

    (Source: colonelrogers, via preferredmethodofprocrastination)

     

  5. mrskarkatharley:

    Hoarding a canon url but not using it

    image

    (Source: rinmemesuoka, via tyleroakley)

     
  6. a-lesbillion:

    thechangelingmedusa:

    Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

    Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

    (via preferredmethodofprocrastination)

     
  7. kiki-risu:

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

    qwq

    (Source: eros-turannos, via preferredmethodofprocrastination)

     

  8. rabioheab:

    Best Insults To Use In Fight

    • doodoohead
    • nerd
    • dingus
    • you stink
    • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
    • Diaper Man

    (via d0nn0)

     

  9. evanpeterstoothbrush:

    I’m pretty sure we all know that recently, a bunch of celebrity nudes were leaked.

    Now, these women are getting shamed while the leaker is being called a hero.

    Now let’s play a game called “What’s wrong with this situation?”

    So these women, who took these pictures for one person or a select…

     
  10. the-misadventures-of-lele:

    fileformat:

    READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

    DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

    (Source: whisperintoass, via dominospizzadelivery)