1. thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

    I laugh every single time.

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via relahvant)

     
  2. (Source: meetthepugs, via relahvant)

     
  3. it-is-black-jesus:

    jwunderbread:

    wastetheday:

    A lot covered in one book….

    where have you been, jack douglas

    what kind of things have you seen

    i think jack douglas has done it all

    (via igetcarriedawayfromy0u)

     
  4. callmeoutis:

    i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

    (Source: iraffiruse, via d0nn0)

     
  5. tyleroakley:

    WAKE ME UP INSIDE

    (Source: spongecock, via d0nn0)

     

  6. octopusheart:

    dendropsyche:

    sharped0:

    clientsfromhell:

    Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

    Me: What black pen?

    Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

    Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

    Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

    this almost made me cry

    this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

    I feel ill

    (via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

     
  7. (Source: decidedlylazy, via pmon3y69)

     

  8. Group Assigments

    1. Person: I have an idea
    2. Me: So did Hitler
     
  9. benpaddon:

    ayethatgirlrithany:

    sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

    This is exactly how physics does not work.

    Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via ristopherrr)

     

  10. snapchatting:

    what is flirting it sounds dangerous

    (via ristopherrr)